Friday 8 February 2008

Immigration and Saving Petrol

Yesterday I received the following email from a person on a list of which I'm a member:

So simple a cave man should have thought of it!!

The British Solution to Save Petrol

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved..... If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. .........I just did.........


Here is my reply:

To all members on this list who received this email, I think a cave man probably did think of it! Hope he discovers fire and the wheel and gets his head out of the clouds soon!

Do you want to hear my solution to save petrol? If so, read on:

In the first place there are NOT 3 million illegal immigrants in this country? "How do you know that, Ben?" I know that because people who travel from one part of their home planet to another are not "immigrants" because in reality nation states and borders are a totally artificial creation designed by the Powers-that-be to divide and rule us and are a complete delusion, so can you say it's illegal to move between them? It's like saying it's illegal to steal a handful of fresh air from a shop!

There are too many people moving to this island we live on that is known as "Britain" at the moment so it is becoming overcrowded and the native culture is being undermined, but can you blame people for moving here? Life in this country is so much better than life in their own lands. If we were in their shoes we'd do exactly the same! Deny it and be a hypocrite! The way to solve this problem is to make life better in their own countries so that they won't want to leave. And don't tell me "Oh, that's an ideal world, Ben. I wish we lived in a world like that but we don't." The world is what we make it. If the world is not ideal it's because of what we've done, or failed to do.

Doing a tour in the military is NOT serving your country, it's serving the oil companies. It does NOT make you a hero. It certainly doesn't make you a good citizen. I think the bravest soldiers are the ones who mutiny. But if you read on you'll find I've thought of a solution to that too:

The best part of this solution is to campaign to make the government declassify all secret Free Energy technology. For over 100 years they've suppressed a huge secret: That is possible to make energy out of nothing. Energy that is unlimited and doesn't cost a penny. The Powers-that-be have killed or jailed the inventers of machines that generate this energy and burned their papers. "Why did they do that, Ben?" To preserve their power over us! A by product of our dependence on oil is that half the world lives in poverty, and it is from that half of the world that these "immigrants" are coming to Britain. End that poverty and I'm sure they'd be queuing up to catch a plane home! You think they'd want to stay here for the lovely weather!? It also means we won't need any petrol any more and we can build cars that we can drive forever without paying a bean, so no more oil wars too! Problem solved!

If you think that's a good solution to this problem then forward it to your friends.

I'm bound to get a lot of rude replies to this email, but so what! Who was it who said: "A friend to all is a friend to none."?

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